They told me the big black Lab’s name was Reggie, as I looked at him lying in his pen. The shelter was clean, no-kill, and the people really friendly. I’d only been in the area for six months, but everywhere I went in the small college town, people were welcoming and open. Everyone waves when you pass them on the street.
But something was still missing as I attempted to settle in to my new life here, and I thought a dog couldn’t hurt. Give me someone to talk to. And I had just seen Reggie’s advertisement on the local news. The shelter said they had received numerous calls right after, but they said the people who had come down to see him just didn’t look like “Lab people,” whatever that meant. They must’ve thought I did.
But at first, I thought the shelter had misjudged me in giving me Reggie and his things, which consisted of a dog pad, bag of toys almost all of which were brand new tennis balls, his dishes and a sealed letter from his previous owner.
See, Reggie and I didn’t really hit it off when we got home. We struggled for two weeks (which is how long the shelter told me to give him to adjust to his new home). Maybe it was the fact that I was trying to adjust, too.
Maybe we were too much alike.
I saw the sealed envelope. I had completely forgotten about that. “Okay, Reggie,” I said out loud, “let’s see if your previous owner has any advice.”
____________ _________ _________ _________
To Whomever Gets My Dog:
Well, I can’t say that I’m happy you’re reading this, a letter I told the shelter could only be opened by Reggie’s new owner. I’m not even happy writing it. He knew something was different.
So let me tell you about my Lab in the hopes that it will help you bond with him and he with you.
First, he loves tennis balls. The more the merrier. Sometimes I think he’s part squirrel, the way he hoards them. He usually always has two in his mouth, and he tries to get a third in there. Hasn’t done it yet. Doesn’t
matter where you throw them, he’ll bound after them, so be careful. Don’t do it by any roads.
Next, commands. Reggie knows the obvious ones —-“sit,” “stay,” “come,” “heel.”
He knows hand signals, too: He knows “ball” and “food” and “bone” and “treat” like nobody’s business.
Feeding schedule: twice a day, regular store-bought stuff; the shelter has the brand.
He’s up on his shots. Be forewarned: Reggie hates the vet. Good luck getting him in the car. I don’t know how he knows when it’s time to go to the vet, but he knows.
Finally, give him some time. It’s only been Reggie and me for his whole life. He’s gone everywhere with me, so please include him on your daily car rides if you can. He sits well in the backseat, and he doesn’t bark or complain. He just loves to be around people, and me most especially.
And that’s why I need to share one more bit of info with you…His name’s not Reggie. He’s a smart dog, he’ll get used to it and will respond to it, of that I have no doubt. But I just couldn’t bear to give them his real name. But if someone is reading this … well it means that his new owner should know his real name. His real name is “Tank.” Because, that is what I drive.
I told the shelter that they couldn’t make “Reggie” available for adoption until they received word from my company commander. You see, my parents are gone, I have no siblings, no one I could’ve left Tank with .. and it was my only real request of the Army upon my deployment to Iraq, that they make one phone call to the shelter … in the “event” … to tell them that Tank could be put up for adoption. Luckily, my CO is a dog-guy, too, and he knew where my platoon was headed. He said he’d do it personally. And if you’re reading this, then he made good on his word.
Tank has been my family for the last six years, almost as long as the Army has been my family. And now I hope and pray that you make him part of your family, too, and that he will adjust and come to love you the same way he
loved me.
If I have to give up Tank to keep those terrible people from coming to the US I am glad to have done so. He is my example of service and of love. I hope I honored him by my service to my country and comrades.
All right, that’s enough. I deploy this evening and have to drop this letter off at the shelter. Maybe I’ll peek in on him and see if he finally got that third tennis ball in his mouth.
Good luck with Tank. Give him a good home, and give him an extra kiss goodnight - every night - from me.
Thank you,
Paul Mallory
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I folded the letter and slipped it back in the envelope. Sure, I had heard of Paul Mallory, everyone in town knew him, even new people like me. Local kid, killed in Iraq a few months ago and posthumously earning the Silver
Star when he gave his life to save three buddies. Flags had been at half-mast all summer.
I leaned forward in my chair and rested my elbows on my knees, staring at the dog.
“Hey, Tank,” I said quietly.
The dog’s head whipped up, his ears cocked and his eyes bright.
“C’mere boy.”
He was instantly on his feet, his nails clicking on the hardwood floor. He sat in front of me, his head tilted, searching for the name he hadn’t heard in months. “Tank,” I whispered.
His tail swished.
I kept whispering his name, over and over, and each time, his ears lowered, his eyes softened, and his posture relaxed as a wave of contentment just seemed to flood him. I stroked his ears, rubbed his shoulders, buried my
face into his scruff and hugged him.
“It’s me now, Tank, just you and me. Your old pal gave you to me.” Tank reached up and licked my cheek.
“So whatdaya say we play some ball?” His ears perked again.
“Yeah? Ball? You like that? Ball?”
Tank tore from my hands and disappeared into the next room. And when he came back, he had three tennis balls in his mouth.”
I feel like all tumblr is anymore is one giant reblog.
(Ironically, everyone who agrees will reblog this…)
People are like… “you never blog!” and I reply… “I don’t have the time.” I just log on to confirm that the design world still exists and that people are WAAAAAAAY too into Dr. Who and hipster girls smoking cigarettes. (128,000 people? Really?)
Tag game: This tag is to get to know the person behind the blog better. As with any tagging game there are rules:
Rule 1- Post the rules.
Rule 2- Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.
Rule 3- Tag 11 people and link them to your post.
Rule 4- Let them know you’ve tagged them.New Questions:
Gerkle’s q’s:
1. Three songs that describe you?
Punkrocker-Teddybears, Jesus Christ-Brand New, and Kids-MGMT
2. Two songs that describe who you want to be?
Slight Night Shiver-M83 and Breakneck Speed-Tokyo Police Club
3. Three favourite fictional characters?
Luke Skywalker, Gene Starwind, and my love life
4. One landmark from childhood, and what happened there?
A nondescript road in Wyoming. My dad became my hero for life. We kids were young and wild in the backseat and he was so funny and great. <3
5. Did you ever have imaginary friends?
Yes. One, his name was Power. He kicked so much butt it doesn’t make sense.
6. How do you deal with feeling lonely?
I stop being lonely and be awesome instead. True story.
7. Favourite time of the day?
I’m a fan of all times of the day, though mornings can be a little groggy. I like 9PM I guess. Nothing is ever bad at 9PM. You aren’t usually hungry, people are still hanging out, it isn’t late enough to worry about tomorrow too much, its still bright in the summer… It’s cool I guess, but I like it all.
8. Current favourite colour combination?
Tie between black, gold, & cream and black, pink, & white.
9. If money and time were not an issue, where would you explore?
Japan, Canada, Oregon, Alaska, Brazil, Chile, India, Israel, and ohmygoshmyheartisgoingtoexplode!
10. What do you think about to help you fall asleep?
Me being awesome. I usually try to stop thinking about stuff because that is usually why I am still up. If I can focus on something simple like a pleasant experience that happened recently, that usually helps. Also, girls I like doing nice things like smiling and telling me they think I’m cute.
11. Most encouraging thing someone could say to you?
“Well done good and faithful servant.” obviously, but also “No one makes me as happy as you do.”
NEW QUESTIONS:
Tag: everyone, Matthias Roberts, Kelsey McDaniel, Tia Jones, Lindsey Gerke (pronounced “jerk”), Sarrah Knause, Zack Brown, and Lizz White.
How to take a screenshot on an Android phone*:
Download and install the free Android SDK (software development kit). Visit the site, and be sure to get the correct version for your OS.
The software also requires Java. Mac OS X has the right tools already built in. Windows users should download the Java Development Kit. Install the Android SDK and Java downloads.
Visit the Device Manager to fix any USB driver issues preventing your PC from recognizing your Android.Launch the SDK Manager from the Android SDK download. (In Windows, if prompted, choose Extract All.) Accept the terms, and click Install. The SDK will download more packages and then update itself with the latest files. This process can take about 30 minutes.
Launch DDMS (Dalvik Debug Monitor) within the Android SDK Tools folder. The software will open a console for a moment and then launch a graphical interface in another window. Give it a moment, but if it quits and there seems to be an error initially—as happened to me on my test systems—try running DDMS again.
On the Android device, open Setting, Application settings, Development, and select USB debugging. Connect the Android device to your computer.
In Windows, if the Android doesn’t appear as a listing in the Dalvik Debug Monitor application, go to the Device Manager. Right-click the Android device, and select Update Driver Software. Choose Browse my computer for driver software, click Browse, and navigate to the USB driver folder within the Android SDK folder. Click Next. Approve the following prompt to install the driver. Return to the Dalvik Debug Monitor; your Droid should now be listed.
With either OS, if your Android device still failed to show up in the Dalvik Debug Monitor, verify that you set it for USB debugging mode. In addition, drag the menu down from the top of the Android screen, and pick USB connection. In most instances, you’ll want USB Mass Storage to be selected. (I had to perform this step on a Droid X because it set itself up in PC Mode first.) But try PC Mode if the software isn’t finding your Android; that might solve the problem.
On your computer, click the phone icon in the upper-left section to select your Android. On the Android, prepare the moment you want to capture. On the computer, choose Device, Screen capture. Click Save. Repeat the process for additional screenshots as needed.
Alternatively:
If you’re a savvy Android enthusiast, you can shoot screenshots without hooking up to a computer at all. First, however, you’ll have to root your phone.
Screenshot simply captures your Android device’s screen. Just be sure it’s rooted first, as the warning notes.Normally, the Android OS prevents screenshot apps from working, since they muck around with deeper permissions. The rooting process confers superuser abilities, however, granting you permission to do anything you want.
After rooting, search the Android Marketplace (or PCWorld’s AppGuide) for screenshot to find various apps such as Screenshot, and Screenshot It. You’ll activate screenshots with a timer, by shaking the phone, or via another command, and the app will then capture your device.
How to take screenshots on iPhone:
Press the sleep/wake button and the home button simultaneously.
Our latest beast.
I have decided I need my own spokesperson. He is a real person. I have never met him. He is now my own meme. I am happy. Please lawyers, don’t take this away from me.
This is how I plan on ordering The YouTube Collection.
Maybe it’s the lawyer in me, but I always glance at new terms of service. Tumblr is getting sassy these days.
idk
Google+ wants me to sell out. No. Not now! Not ever! SEE YOU IN HELL GOOGLE PLUS!! ENJOY YOUR BARREN WASTELAND OF A FAILED SOCIAL EXPERIMENT!!
Tattoos 20 years ago VS tattoos now. From minor differences.
Either way, they still aren’t classy.
This is how I’ve felt for the last few weeks. I’ll post cool stuff soon!
Do you ever reach the point in your singleness that your room is so messy you can’t even dance in front of your mirror to Boyz II Men without stepping on like 12 empty Cheetos bags