Bachelorman #1: First Kiss
Bachelorman steps out onto the balcony of his 24th-story urban man-loft. The ice in his cup of whiskey softly clinks as he brings the drink to his lips. The otherwise perfect moment is interrupted as a breeze carrying the dank odor of two people with no business together wafts past. Bachelorman springs into action! “These two will destroy each other if I don’t get there soon!”...
The surface temperature of Venus is over 860º Fahrenheit.
I had been working on a funny post all day, and I was literally minutes from being done. Then Safari crashed, and I lost it. Guess you guys will never know my “5 Ways to Improve America’s ‘Favorite’ Pastime.” Screw you tumblr.